Among other talents he's a Master Brewer and owner of FLANS a garden pub with quality brews like: Tesco Trolley, Bob's Crack, Retail Park and Flans Fangs 666 - arguably some of the best brews down his road. 

Aka: Thunder Fingers

"All I have in this world is my Bass and my Balls and don't play with 'em for just anyone."

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Also a Tenor in his local Choir. 

On the run from the Shadow People (apparently). 

Likes his tea, although 23 cups a day is his limit.

Pees alot (apparently).   

This crazy son of bitch mainly eats Broccoli  - not steamed or boiled just straight up hard core RAW!

He also shits in the woods.  

He Sweats. He Sweats a lot! 

Not with the band anymore, drunk to much beer and fell off his stool. 

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He looked like a 70s porn star and said he was an accomplished high wire act from Brazil and Lucha Libre Wrestler aka Poison Blanco - he also answered to the name Dave.

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Rumour has it The Dark Monk may have something to do with his disappearance?